More importantly, what the fuck is Pottermore?
July 2011
I was so pessimistic, it caused depression to eat my life and I tried to kill myself.
I don’t want to be pessimistic anymore.
I’d rather be overly optimistic than on the brink of insanity.
Can't you see what it's been doing to me? All I wanna be is by your side.
Peter Frampton: A+.
His son: C-
Frampton was great. Sounded just like himself (funny thing, right?). My favorite song was “Baby, I Love Your Way,” because it was not only awesome, but it reminds me of one of the happiest times of my life (so far, anyway.)
If he’s ever around again, y’all should check him out.
Oh, and he is fucking HILARIOUS. Which adds to the awesomeness.
I need new people to follow on my personal. Reblog if you post 2 or more of the following:
- Girls with tattoos.
- Boys with tattoos.
- Girls with colored hair.
- Cute quotes.
- Funny shit.
- Country music.
- Baseball.
- Good photography.
Cute quotes & funny shit. (I think so, anyway.)
I realized there aren't any photos of myself on here.
This is what I think I look like, cute and whatnot:
This is what I look like in real life:
Ew I’m so ugly. :[
Just kidding, I’m pretty. It’s really annoying when girls are like “OH MAH GAH I’M SO UGLY SADFACE GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS ‘CAUSE I’M A LITTLE SKANK.”
When people tell me that my sense of humor is offensive
I am seeing Peter Frampton at the Greek on Saturday.
Concert number three. Entirely too excited.
I can't do this.
I give up.
That awkward moment when you're walking your dog and every able bodied Hispanic man with a mustache drives by in his 1995 Toyota Tacoma and molests you with his eyes.
Can I help you with something?
Why is it that all I have to do today is watch war movies and play Pokemon?
I need an adventure. My life is far too pathetic. >.>
I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7 am to ask me something
They burst through the door like
And Im just like
LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFFFFFF
“Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.”
—Henry Rollins (via kari-shma)
“Don’t give up. Keep going. There is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down.”
—Ann Landers (via kari-shma)
Truth is, I'm really awkward in real life.
Not even bro! You’re a cool kid. I act like an awkward rapist.
Ask Bovshow on date, get lectured on how dating will not help.
Definitely not what I was expecting.
I am going on a date.
With a boy named Dan.
I don’t want to. But I’m sure I’ll have fun.
So Jazz and I said we were going to the driving range . . .
And we ended up going to the beach, and going 90 down the coast.
Worth getting in trouble.
Jk, I’m a master liar.
It's like fifteen minutes into watching The Notebook and I'm already crying.
It really should be illegal for me to watch this stuff.
